No, I don't want to talk about it.



How old do you act?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee. [No, I survived all those hotels without learning.]
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card. [ORLY ? On MY income ?]
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car. [I think I know the general area of where the dipstick is ...]
[x] You've done your own laundry. [Since I was little 8D Other people fondling my underwear = ew]
[x] You can vote in an election. [Not that I do]
[x] You can cook for yourself. [With varying degrees of success]
[ ] You think politics are interesting. [Only when Michael Laws proposes obligatory sterilisation for losers.]

Total so far: 4

[x] You show up for school [work?] late a lot. [What ? Its 5am. Stfu]
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention. [Pretty sure I got one for not doing a poster about the black plague.]
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday. [Bitch, please. SOMEONE is going to remember it.]
[x] You like to take walks by yourself. [At least the company is intelligent.]
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up. [I also know what narcisstic means.]
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

Total so far: 9


[x] You know how to do the dishes. [DESPITE MY CURRENT SITUATION, THIS IS TRUE]
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. [Ilu, Senora Fitzpatrick]
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it. [Mostly because I don't say I'm going to ..]
[x] You can mow the lawn. [I R MANLY NAO ?]
[ ] You study even when you don't have to. [Pft. I never studied. Ever.]
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.

Total so far: 13

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up. [I can also spell Mississippi]
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. [What Starbucks ?]
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out. [Mmmm, grease and salt. Yum !]
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need. [LOLOL, only because I have no money]
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said. [Political jokes = oxymoron ?]
[x] You can type pretty quick. ["You don't pass this class unless you learn to touch type uber fast ! Get onto it !"

Total so far: 16

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment. [I lol'd. Hard.]
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. [Except the people who think I'm older than my sister, o' course, despite the fact she has four years on me.]
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay. [I have bills I can't afford to pay, which is kind of the same ...]
[x] You have been to the beach. [Mmm, salty.]
[x] You use the internet every day. [BUT HOW WOULD PEOPLE KNOW HOW HORRIBLE MY LIFE IS IF I DIDN'T ?]
[ ] You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times. [Does it count if I *live* outside?]
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. [What am I, five ?]

TOTAL:19